Friend: I think you´ll be the first one of us being pregnant, just a feeling
Me, a sex repulsed ace who is also pregnancy repulsed: Mmm sounds fake but okay. You know I´m ridiculously ace and never want to be pregnant like … ever?
Friend: Idk it´s just a feeling
Me: Well I can tell you it will never happen xD sorry to shatter your vision
– Mod Paula