Author: Asexual Humor!

wouldntyoulichentoknow:

YYYYEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH
anyway this is the funniest joke I’ve ever made and I’m gonna make myself “ace cold” stickers because WHO WILL STOP ME

prochoice-is-pro-compassion:

pinkqueerpunk:

aroacemonster:

Friendly reminder that LGBTQ+, Queer, and LGBT+ are the preferred terms for the community (x).

Friendly reminder that Queer is approved by 72.9% of the people, and the groups who don’t prefer it’s use as an umbrella term are straight people, exclusionists, transmeds, truscums, sex-negative people, and sex work critical people (x).

Friendly reminder that aros and aces are excluded only 9.2% /

8.1%

of the time respectively while being included 

78.9%

/ 81.2% of the time (x)

Friendly reminder that exclusionists are in the minority and aro/ace people are included in the LGBTQ+ community by the people within the community.

Also, i checked out the survey the second claim sources a while back: this is not OP choosing the words truscum, exclusionist, etc. These are labels that the survey gave people the option to self-identify as. It’s self-proclaimed exclusionists who dont like the word queer, not random accusations

yeah that’s super important. 

aspecpplarebeautiful:

Romance doesn’t need sex. It can exist all on its own.

anneuhken:

“here’s a penny for your thoughts, and a quarter to not tell me them”

B A B E

anneuhken:

actual dialogue:

“to your battle stations, boys! it’s time to line up and see who’s tall enough for the roller coaster to hell!! some of us may not survive this, but the ones that do will get the ultimate reward…. paid.”

anneuhken:

my kid has started to write stories and like, no lies, they’re funny as fuck

snootyfoxfashion:

Ace Hand-painted Shirt from starlightclothes

apersnicketylemon:

FYI I refuse to use the tag ‘ace discourse’ now. I only tag it as ‘aphobia’. My reason for this is because we would not call it ‘trans discourse’ or ‘gay discourse’ if people were being transphobic or homophobic. We don’t call it bi discourse’ or ‘race discourse’ or ‘disability discourse’ or anything of the sort. 

It’s just aphobia. There’s no ‘discourse’, it’s literally just bigotry. 

fuzzy-head:

Note: Asexuals and aromantics count as “not straight”

alphabetsoupcomic:

Pages 52, 53, 54, 55, and 56 all at once!!!  Whaaat?!

this will probably never happen again

more-incorect-quotes:

satisfactory-days:

thescientificviolist:

kitten–aesthetics:

uie:

fuwaprince:

US Helplines:

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ALWAYS REBLOG WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING LIKE THIS PLEASE; ITS SO MUCH MORE THAN IMPORTANT TO PEOPLE. IT MEANS EVERYTHING TO SOMEBODY AND EVEN THOUGH YOU MIGHT NOT SEE THIS IN THE SAME LIGHT, SOMEONE MIGHT. INFACT YOU REBLOGGING THIS COULD STOP SOMEONE TAKING THEIR LIFE TONIGHT.

I noticed there isn’t one here for Ireland, so

Irish free suicide helpline: 01-116 123

last time i reblogged this, i got this ask:

so please, please reblog. this could actually save a life.

keep yourselves safe!

I love you all so much, please stay.

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