Category: bringing this back

thehumorousace:

siriussassshitposts:

thehumorousace:

The ninja turtles are aro culture, they love pizza, pizza is the aro food, wake up people. Also the ninja turtles would aboslutely kick arophobe/acephobe butts! They fight bad guys after all

im a new aro but i dont like pizza, will this be an issue?

No, if you dont like pizza as an aro the ninja turtles eat enough pizza for every aro who doesnt like pizza.

sunnshineboy:

Me: haha I’m asexual so I’d be immune to sirens. I would’ve made an awesome pirate.

Friend: actually sirens lured you with your greatest desire, it could be anything.

My siren: we’ve got ramen and netflix

Me: [launches myself into the ocean]

peircedbabe:

Ghost, flirting: So, I heard you’re a cryptic.

Me: Critic.

Ghost: What?

Me: I’m a critic. By the way your wail fucking sucks-

thehumorousace:

Me, an ace: Im only thirsty for one thing and that is …

freshly pressed orange juice

ace-empress:

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