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cosmichildren: AROMANTIC PRIDE WALLPAPERS
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cosmichildren:

AROMANTIC PRIDE WALLPAPERS
these don’t exist so I made some, here you go lil aros I tried my best

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I JUST HEARD THE BEST STORY ABOUT ASEXUALS EVE…

shinywitcheagle:

So my friends older brother (whose name is Adam) is asexual and is nineteen. He came out to his parents when he was fourteen, but this is how he did it. Adam: mum, dad, I asexual.

 Mum: no you’re not. You’re too young to know that yet.

 Dad: you just think that way, wait till you hit puberty

 Adam: fine then, do you have brown hair? 

Mum: ..yes? 

Adam: no you don’t, you just think that way. You’re too young to know that. Wait till you’ve hit middle age 

Mum: that’s not true I was born like this!! 

Adam: exactly, I was born asexual. 

Dad: ha! I bet you a hundred dollars that you will not be saying that when you’re eighteen 

Fast forward to his eighteenth birthday party. I was there and it was a really nice night, it finally got to the speeches. I watched Adam and he perks up one his father walks on. His father launches into a speech about him growing up, all the jokes and funny stories, one every year. When he gets when Adam was fourteen, Adam stood up and walked over to the mike. He leaned in and said, “Hey Dad, remember when I came out to you as asexual at fourteen?” His Dad laughs, “yes?” Adam then smiles and says, “I’m asexual.” His Dad then laughed and said, “You’re just saying that to get the money aren’t you?” quite a few of people there laughed, (Much to my anger.) Adam just smiled and said, “Alright, since that day, how many girlfriends have I had?” His dad replied, “None.” Adam continued with, “How many times have I brought someone home? how many times have I ever said anyone was sexy, or hot, or talked about wanting to have sex?” his dad, looking flustered, said, “None.” Adam replied. “Exactly, I have always been asexual, and you’ve always been too blind to see it.” By then, the entire room is silent. “That would be a hundred dollars,” Adam says. No one moves, then his sister and I both start clapping. 

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Them: So you’re asexual?
Me: Yeah.
Them: But doesn’t that mean-
Me: Yes, I reproduce through mitosis; you should see it, it’s quite thrilling

anonymous-asexual: With Syrasi around, I don’…

anonymous-asexual:

With Syrasi around, I don’t think that’ll be hard. XD But really, I’d like to be able to write and draw more as my resolution.

©Luna Tiny

asexuallalligator: [NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION: (A…

asexuallalligator:

[NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION: (Asexual Alligator) FORGET THE HATERS. SWIM A LOT.]

sad-to-gay:

sad-to-gay:

Defy Expectations!

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hands2muyself:

Watching movies
Mom: *covers eyes as spider crawls across screen*
Me: *covers eyes as teenagers start making out on in close up on screen*

Regular

vexic929:

all i want for christmas is you-

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